For a presidential debate that is. There are still countless contenders many of whom are, as expected, barely registering with voters for various reasons. Be it lack of name recognition, poor campaign rhetoric, etc.

Most politicians have a campaign rhetoric (various issues from which they never stray while talking no matter how badly the question being posed begs them to) but, one politicians rhetoric hits very close to home. No, I’m not talking about Rudy Guilliani just dry humping any and everything 9/11. He’s got more ground zero on his cock and balls than Pac-man Jones has banana clips filled with potential stripper victims. I’m talking instead about Ron Paul.

He’s a 10th-term congressman from Texas who has a powerful hard on for two things: limited federal government and Gynecology (he moonlights as a box doctor…of this I have no real proof though he was a Gynecologist). He has strong opinions about the debacle that is the Iraq war, states rights and a president run amok with power. He’s seen the methodical communist dictators who systematically use terror to rob you of your protection against a government and a bureacracy constantly poking it’s nose into every facet of society. It’s happening here today folks, and this man offers a bit of hope for change. Though by his very nature (a man who believes in limited presidential powers), he’ll have to rely on the people’s branch of government, Congress, to impliment any of the changes he has in mind. The problem with this is your modern day congressman is so mired in a system gone wrong and so concerned with being re-elected as oppossed to doing good for the country that his job will be a monumental one.

Still, I urge you all to go out and vote for Ron Paul in the primary and get him that Republican nomination…America needs the bastard.

DID YOU KNOW? Even moonlit Gynecology is less than fun or attractive!