Bi-Polar “Melsons” Shouldn’t be Like People
So, I was scrubbing every deep and surely loathsome crevice on my body with my girlfriends loofah because it wasn’t mine and I noticed everything in her shower had some sort of fruit or fruit extract in it. There was orchid and coconut milk shampoo, pomegranate body wash and apricot face scrub.
When I was done with the shower I got out and told my girlfriend: “Babe, everything in there is so fruity and truth is I’ve never been more full in my life, but I think I need to go to the hospital…also we might stop by the store because you’re out of shampoo, face and body wash.” Long story short the attending physician said in 20 years he’d never enjoyed the smell of his work as much as he did that day.
DID YOU KNOW? A “Risser” is another word for cat!
We’ll miss you Jenn.
