Have you ever been minding your own business, sitting on an open beer can, eating celery stalks, carrots and bread crumbs because hey, if you’re gonna roast yourself to death you’d at least leave a delicious and wholly tender corpse, when some commercial comes on that makes you want to live? Not because of the production value, the soundtrack, but the actress.

The woman has given me a new life’s goal.

I’m not usually a vengeful person and I don’t want to see the place shut down, but I’m hungry and I wouldn’t mind having some roasted “commercial actress who sounds like Gary Shandling” if you know what I’m sayin.
Starting tomorrow, I will fight tirelessly to get the commercials off the air. As soon as I have something concrete, like an e-mail for their marketing department, you’ll be apprised.

DID YOU KNOW? Tit backwards…is tiT…YAAHHH

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