Every July 31st the world gathers in mind and spirit to pay homage to Muddy Riding Beer. This ubiquitous celebration is often marked by revelry of all kinds. From mud-wrestling seniors to Jello-wrestling college brawds to married couples wrestling with their joyless, oppressive relationships. Which is less of a celebration and more of an ongoing battle that has little, if nothing, to do with MRB-day. The point I’m getting at is: how you celebrate MRB-day is essentially up to you.
There is, however, one tradition that I hope to keep alive. That’s drinkin’. Yes, drinkin’. The one thing MRB demands of all on his MRB-day is that you all raise a glass of your favorite beer, liquor, acid-laced milk, urine sample, used motor oil or mushroom tea to the one and only…Muddy Riding Beer. Also a couple of brawds wrestling in Jello would be killer to see.

DID YOU KNOW? You can’t spell “MastuRBate” without MRB!

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